The Theater, How Dramatic

GG (my sister-in-law) and I went to the movies a couple of nights ago. We wanted to get some popcorn. There was a board with 'specials' on it. They were all numbered except the last one. This one was the 'couples' special. We were the only ones at the theater except those working behind the booth. We get to the counter and decide to get the couples special to save money. So I say 'we will do the couples special.' Then it got eerily silent except the screaming in my head 'That sounded gay!' It gets weird and more awkard as the silence continues. Then I blurted out "SHE IS MY SISTER IN LAW' Kinda like in Moulin Rouge when the duke is waiting for the Satin and Harold Zigler yells "SHE'S CONFESSING". *sigh* So embarrassing!