Why?

Why does my neighbor that I have only seen twice in the year that I lived in this middle of nowhere house have to come when I am wearing an old yellow from the 80's maternity knit shorts with legs white as a cloud except for the hair that has been growing for weeks and a paper thin shirt with no bra on? WHY!?!?!?!?!? I was the only one outside. He saw me. I couldn't exactly go quick change. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!